So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I cut my penus on the lid.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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