My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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