Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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