dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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