sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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