so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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