I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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