Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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