You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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