I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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