Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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