You can't special order awesome
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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