Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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