I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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