Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He felt like a one man threesome
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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