he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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