Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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