it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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