He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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