I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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