Can i not drive my cunt home
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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