I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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