hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
accomplished twins. life is a go
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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