no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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