i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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