Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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