we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
