Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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