lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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