you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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