Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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