Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My balls are so social today.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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