I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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