This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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