My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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