boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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