Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize