great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
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is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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