i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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