Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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