Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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