Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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