My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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