So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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