Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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