I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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