Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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