I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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