I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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