I should be sponsored by Trojan
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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