Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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