why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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