Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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