ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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