It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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