I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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