yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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