I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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